basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
(Source: dysphoriadaughter, via dggeoff)
why dont you
why do not you
FUCK THIS I HATE EVERTHING
(via senor-butts)
i love death
he’s like
what the f—- am i supposed to do with this
(Source: bilvee, via senor-butts)
(Source: fassbenders, via mr-nice-watch)
(via morganass)
teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license
(Source: funkies)
So “Teddy Roosevelt Mascot” is the best thing ive ever googled ever.
(via asteroidblues641)
(Source: the--martian, via supersaiyaneddie)
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
(via mitchellthespaceman)
